WASHINGTON — Trump sets the Twittersphere ablaze by retweeting a funny Reddit CNN wrestling video, which causes CNN to go crazy, and then the rest of the internet to implode.
Trump’s ex-bestie Chris Christie washes up on shore with his family on a secluded beach.
Don celebrates ID4 with a big barbecue and some fireworks at the old White House. Trump sets out with his elite squad of trackers to hunt down fake voters. Unfortunately, he and his voter fraud commission get the door slammed in their face by everyone.
The president then gets a special delivery gift from his good friend out in North Korea. Trump then starts getting ready for his trip to Germany for the G-20 meeting.
Trump heads to Poland to give — well — read a speech that surprisingly didn’t suck.
But the biggest part of the trip is clearly his first face-to-face with bro-crush Vladimir Putin in Hamburg. Trump of course wins the meeting. Or does he? Stay tuned for this week’s episode.