What the Freak?
NORTH ROYALTON, OHIO — A couple found in naked and drunk in their SUV were arrested on Sunday. The boyfriend said he had a really good excuse for them being in their birthday suits.
"When the mood hits you have to find a place to park," 27-year-old Glenn Mcie said to officers.
According to the Smoking Gun, police spotted Mcie's 2000 Grand Cherokee parked in a handicapped space, running, with the lights on around 2:15 a.m.
When two North Royalton officers approached the vehicle, they saw Mcie naked from the waist down lying on top of a completely naked female in the passenger's seat.
The police report notes, "both the male and female were sleeping or passed out."
Looks like Mcie and his girlfriend, Shannon Mulcahy, were at a sports bar close by until last call, when they were forced to switch locations.
When the officers told Mulcahy to get dressed, she was kind enough to respond by yelling, "f**k you guys" out the window.
The cops said Mcie smelled of alcohol and had trouble walking and talking.
He was arrested for drunk driving. After being forced into the police car, he started banging his head against the patrol car window.
After Mulcahy got dressed, she refused to hand over her ID or tell police her name, so she got arrested, too.
And just like Mcie, she also was smart enough to bang her head against the window while sitting in the police car.
Mcie appeared in court this week, while Mulcahy is scheduled for an appearance on May 12.