What the Freak?
AUSTIN, TEXAS — A man has been charged with indecent exposure after fornicating with a chain link fence.
On March 1 at roughly 11:25 a.m., Eliodoro Estala, 32, was taking urinating in his yard, when his neighbor spotted him and started recording him on her smartphone. Realizing he was being filmed, Estala stripped off his clothes, put his mouth through the fence and stuck his tongue out, moving it up and down. In the police report, his neighbor claimed it appeared he was “eating out the fence.”
He then took his lust to the next level, sticking his erect penis through the chain link fence, appearing to “have sex with the fence.” Offended, the neighbor reported his lewd behavior to police. When they arrived at his house, he appeared intoxicated.
Estala was booked on a misdemeanor charge of indecent exposure for the intimate act with the now-defiled inanimate object.