THE INTERNET — Two penis pranks are taking the Internet by storm this week — a photo of a testicle on a pizza pie, and video of a man sawing off his penis.
On May 21, a Twitter user posted a photograph of a pizza with the caption, "why is there an uncooked meatball on my pepperoni passion? Fuming."
The Domino's UK Twitter account quickly went into damage control mode, apologizing for the mishap by saying "Sorry about that, have you told the store about this?"
The user then responded, "whoever cooked this deserves the sack." Domino's social media manager definitely didn't take a close enough look at the photo: the meatball in question was clearly a still-intact testicle, resting gently on the crust of the pie. Naturally, the Internet wasted no time in getting its kicks in.
Twitter user Conny Mac wrote "OH MY GOD, THAT'S NUTS!!"
Twitter user Blue James said he "wouldn't have the balls" to still eat the pizza.
User Steve Ples, the man whose testicle was in the photograph, later revealed analytics to show over a million people had seen his left nut.
Meanwhile on May 24, a man at a Macy's in California decided to shock the Internet by grabbing a saw and using it to hack at his penis.
The video shows him standing near the counter with a store clerk, who then leaves the frame. You can see the man glancing at the camera from time to time as her prepares to begin sawing. After roughly thirty seconds of continued effort, the man appears to finish off the job, grabbing his severed penis and parading it out of frame.
It remains questionable as to whether the video was real or fake. Let us know what you think in the comments!