Man wants to sue ex for breaking his package

Apparently, the two wanted to part ways by sharing a last dirty dance together, but Wang's ex decided to leave him with a rather painful parting gift.

    2019/04/24

NSFW    TAINAN, TAIWAN — A Taiwanese man surnamed Wang, is trying to sue his ex-partner for a mishap that occurred the last time they two were together, according to ET Today.

Apparently, the two wanted to part ways by sharing a last dirty dance together, but Wang's ex decided to leave him with a rather painful parting gift.

The dynamic duo ended up getting a little too Fifty Shades of Grey for Wang and by that we mean he ended up in the police station claiming his once sturdy clarinet now looked like a, quote, 'swollen saxophone'. Ouch.

Wang told the police he suspected his ex purposely made his instrument out of tune. We're guessing so he wouldn't be able to perform for anyone else?"

Unfortunately for Wang, police let him know that they would only be able to catch the saxophone destroyer if he had caught the whole ordeal on video, which he didn't.

Fortunately, Wang's wang might not actually be broken. A Taiwanese urologist told SET News that his trombone might have just gotten congested and swollen from the performance. Hooray!
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