Kim Jong Un threw himself a jumping K-pop concert
Kim Jong Un threw himself a K-pop concert to celebrate North Korea’s first ever ICBM launch.
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — Kim Jong Un threw himself a pop concert last Sunday to celebrate their first successful ICBM launch.
The musical event was packed with military personnel and the best synchronized group clappers available.
Who needs Beyonce or the Biebs when you have Moranbong Band, the all female NK-pop band hand-picked by Dear Leader himself?
Moranbong performed their global smash hits ‘Song of Hwasong Rocket’ and ‘Make Others Envy Us’, which are available on iTunes and Spotify.
And just when we thought he’d executed her, his wife Ri Sol Ju showed up at the concert too.
Whatever Trump is doing to isolate Kim and North Korea, it’s working tremendously.
Most importantly, we should thank China for all their hard work behind the scenes — without them — none of this would have been possible.
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