Football fail: man busted for pathetic attempt to throw drug-filled pigskin over prison fence

Christen Moore of Michigan was arrested on Sunday after he attempted to toss a drug-filled football over a prison fence. His throw failed miserably and he was quickly taken into custody.

    2014/06/19

NSFW    You Idiot!

Attempting to get contraband into a prison is pretty common; both mundane and more creative smuggling methods have been tried at detention centers across the globe.

Christen Moore of Michigan, however, thought he’d come up with the perfect plan.

He sewed some heroin, weed, tobacco, three cell phones and a charger into a football.

But then, Moore demonstrated why he’s never gonna play in the NFL.

The pigskin only made it past one of two fences at the G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility in Jackson, and he was immediately spotted by guards and arrested.

Smuggling carries a five year term per item...so Mr. Moore could be looking at a couple of decades of weightlifting and push-ups to help strengthen that throwing arm!
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