What the Freak?
PIRACICABA, BRAZIL — Ever wanted to ram someone in a bumper car shaped like a phallus? Brazil's Erotikaland will have that and a lot more when and if it opens on schedule in 2018.
Erotikaland is set to be located a roughly 2-hour drive from Sao Paulo and will charge a reported US$100 entrance fee. Inside you'll be treated to scantily-clad carnival dancer staff, an aphrodisiac food cafe and a 'train of pleasure,' whatever that means.
The adults-only park plans to include a '7D' cinema, with vibrating seats for an extra buzz while you watch some mature content.
Skinny dippers get a nudist pool, plus a naked water slide.
But, if the park's erotic museum or erotic ferris wheel gets you too hot and bothered, you can't just duck under a boob-shaped pavilion and go at it. A "No sex at the park" rule will be strictly enforced, developers say, but they are building a hotel nearby for couples who need some private time.