Drunk douchebag told not to have sex in public pool, then gets violent

Drunk pool sex is awesome … so wet, so slippery, so erotic … so many young children watching you. WAIT … what? A drunk man in Fort Walton Beach, Florida needed to learn some manners over the weekend, and a couple brave 15-year-olds schooled him good.

    2016/04/27

NSFW    What the Freak?

FORT WALTON BEACH, FLORIDA — A man who flew into a rage after being told not to continue having public sex at a community swimming pool was arrested in Fort Walton Beach, Florida on Saturday, April 24.

A reportedly inebriated Austin Misiak, and an unnamed woman, allegedly got busy on Saturday evening in the pool, in full view of swimmers, including many children.

Someone intervened and told the couple to knock it off, as there were kids there.

Flying into a rage at the suggestion that public slip-and-slide in front of kids is frowned on, 28-year-old Misiak reportedly began chasing some children at the pool while trying to hit them.

A brave 15-year-old girl then reportedly ran over and told Misiak to leave the kids alone, after which Misiak turned his wrath on the teenager, with witnesses saying he looked like he was about to attack her.

Seeing his girlfriend in trouble, a 15-year-old boy reportedly ran over and punched Misiak in the face twice, with one report saying the teen boy "decked" the pool fornicator.

Asked for his side of the story by arresting officers, Misiak reportedly said, "Nothing happened." Despite his less-than-solid alibi, Misiak was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
Austin Misiak, 28, was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault after a bizarre — likely drunken — rampage he went on after being told not to have public sex in full view of children in a Florida apartment complex community swimming pool. OKALOOSA SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Austin Misiak, 28, was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault after a bizarre — likely drunken — rampage he went on after being told not to have public sex in full view of children in a Florida apartment complex community swimming pool. OKALOOSA SHERIFF'S OFFICE
While many couples have likely either tried or fantasized about having sex in a swimming pool, health experts say the risks to health are great enough that you should wait until you're out of the pool and back in your bedroom. VIA HUFFINGTON POST
While many couples have likely either tried or fantasized about having sex in a swimming pool, health experts say the risks to health are great enough that you should wait until you're out of the pool and back in your bedroom. VIA HUFFINGTON POST
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