Commercial fishermen aboard a Russian vessel brought in a sea lion with their nets. As soon as they cut the net to free the creature, the sea lion grabbed a crew member and tossed him to the floor.
A brilliant crew member then chucked what appeared to be a fish at the confused sea lion, which did little more than get the dog interested in the salt-water beast. The sea lion tossed aside the dog.
The crew eventually used a water hose to blast the animal to the side of the boat. The sea lion returned to the water, taking with him one hell of a story about the time he beat the piss out of a fisherman and his stupid little dog.