More honey, more money, study says


NSFW    More honey, more money: rap artists have been banging on about this for years, but a team of high-brow German researchers with nothing better to do have conducted an indepth study proving that indeed, more honey is linked to more money.

The study showed that in a 25 to 50-year-old group, those that had sex four or more times a week earnt on average 5.5 % more than their cobwebby counterparts. Not a bad incentive to get jiggy.

The study linked the additional pay to greater job performance due to improved health and mood from the extra nooky.

"People need to love and be loved (sexually and non-sexually) by others. In the absence of these elements, many people become susceptible to loneliness, social anxiety, and depression that could affect their working life," study author Nick Drydakis, an economics lecturer at Angila Ruskin University in Cambridge, England, said to by email.

Drydakis told that according to a famous psychological theory called Maslow's Need Hierarchy, humans have to meet their basic needs like food, water, and sexual activity before they can attempt to succeed in other aspects of their life. He argued that this meant that if people weren't having their basic needs met, they wouldn't be able to function.
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