'Asparagus Reader' Predicts Trump Will Be Re-Elected

Jemima Packington is a self-labeled 'asparamancer' who casts asparagus to the ground and makes predictions from the patterns they make.

    2020/05/07

NSFW    BATH, U.K. — Jemima Packington is a self-labeled 'asparamancer' who casts asparagus to the ground and makes predictions from the patterns they make.

Among her predictions are Donald Trump will win re-election in November — but will also be re-impeached and 'booted out of office'; a smooth Brexit, more royal babies, and a royal death.

When 64-year-old Packington appeared on ITV's This Morning, a U.K breakfast show on May 1st, she said the formation of the asparagus for this month forecasts good news on the horizon.

She said, "I'm the world's only asparamancer, and I make predictions using asparagus.'

'You cast asparagus, you don't toss it, and the asparagus create patterns when they are cast on a flat surface.'

'And then from the patterns that are created, I am able to make predictions.'

The world's only asparamancer has correctly predicted Brexit and England's Cricket World Cup win in recent times.

She added, 'The May prediction shows a letter V and a letter E which shows we will have a double celebration during the upcoming bank holiday.'

'The little budlets that you see on the background indicate refreshments of the alcoholic variety, so we are all going to have a jolly good time.'

'Also, the spears coming forward indicate there is really great, good news on the way for us all this month.'

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